ceiling phone

A statement or action so stupid, nonsensical, or completely out of left field that, were you to recieve it as a text message, you would throw your phone at the ceiling.

Out of nowhere he just started fondling the buttons on my jacket, and then winked at me! I just...Ceiling phone!

by gaffthem Two January 21, 2011

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Phone Drone

a person that hardly ever looks up from their phone.

Person1: *Looks at their phone doing shit for like 1 hour straight without looking up*
Person2: phone drone...

by 7oSeven September 12, 2020

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Fun Phone

Opposite of work phone...
A second phone carried for sneaky purposes...
Usually used for porn, sexy photos, cheating on spouse...

I met this really hot chick last night and I saved her number in my fun phone.
I'm gonna send her some nudes later...

by FrankL69 December 27, 2014

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Phone Sucker

Someone who doesn't return calls after saying they will and/or doesn't answer the phone when you know they are able to.

The verbs for this act is "Phone Suck" and "phone sucking".

I haven't been able to give Dona the directions because she won't answer the phone. She is such a phone sucker!

Teresa has been phone sucking for months. Does anybody know if she's still alive?

by buggerritt August 22, 2012

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Phone Boy

When you're hanging out with your friends and there's that one kid who just sits there on his phone.

"Hey man have you seen the lighter?" *Silence* "Get off your phone and pay attention, phone boy!!"

by Masek November 22, 2018

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Phone Foist

When someone is on the phone and they hand the phone to you without consent, forcing you to have an unexpected conversation.

My mom was on the phone with my great aunt. Then, I heard “Anon wants to speak with you,” and she handed the phone to me. It was a classic phone foist!

by TheFoisted February 2, 2022

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