Block Man

The opposite of a wing man. Someone who goes out to intentionally keep a friend from hooking up with an undesirable partner.

Bro you were so being a wing man last night when I needed you to be a Block man.

by luckstar44 May 11, 2009

Mock Block

to call a friend out on what he/she is going to sarcastically respond before they are able to do so.

Like the term famously known as 'cock block,' a 'mock block' brings a friend down, and he/she is not able to make a crappy comment because they have already been called out.

by dfwmary March 3, 2010

DO NOT BLOCK

Somthing you see on emergency exit doors or on signs on the road.

Emergency Exit Sign: Emergency Exit "DO NOT BLOCK"

by schizo_valdik October 3, 2019

flop blocked

the act of blocking the sandal flop. typically achieved by applying pressure to the front of the sandal.

dude, you just got flop blocked.

jeffrey just got really mad because stuart flop blocked him.

by hjscott November 15, 2010

attention blocking

when somebody blocks you, then unblocks you, and then blocks you, and so on very rapidly so that the right side of your screen fills up with 'Scabby is Online' 'Scabby is Offline' 'Scabby is Online' etc.

often used by attention-seeking losers who want to make it very apparent that you know that they don't want to talk to them. of course, they are such idiots that they don't realise that this undermines the entire basis and point of blocking somebody.

'Oh, Chwist on a Cwucifix, he's attention blocking me again'
'How can you tell'

'Scabby is Online'
'Scabby is Offline'
'Scabby is Online'
'Scabby is Offline'
'Scabby is Online'
'Scabby is Offline'

'Thats how.'

by fine_dine_decca August 12, 2009

book blocked

When your friend is too busy reading their book to spend time with society. This includes anything from not leaving the house to not responding to a text.

"Hey can Max come to the party?" "No, he book blocked me."

by BookNerd9001 July 25, 2018

Thot block

When a thot is trying to get with you and you curve her.

Josh: Stacy was trying to get all in my pants last night
Dave: shes such a slut did you thot block her
Josh: of course no one wants sloppy seconds

by Saprano125 November 9, 2017