kardashian workout

Going to the gym, sitting on a piece of exercise equipment and engaging with your cell phone.

I went to the gym today and couldn't tear myself away from Facebook. It was, a Kardashian workout.

by theecomicguy July 7, 2017

Rob Kardashianed

When the whole world knows that your sister is a whore, so you lose your mind and gain 300 pounds.

My dude was Rob Kardashianed when his sister started a premium snapchat.

by SuicideNote July 21, 2019

Kim Kardashian

The most plastic woman you'll ever meet.

Student: I have a question!
Teacher: What is it?
Student: If Kim Kardashian drowned, would it be plastic pollution?

by dracomalfoyswifey February 12, 2021

Self-Kardashianing

-To self promote
-Usually attempted by individuals with little to no talent.

Those that preform these heinous acts, often lack character, skills as well as a basic understanding of right and wrong.

Please stop self-kardashianing. Your parents grow weary and you’re not gaining anything. A paid ho is still a ho. They just agreed on a dollar amount

by VanillaThunder96 May 9, 2022

the Kardashian

when a very short black person gets slapped by a autistic persons hair and is aggressively raping them Annaly while her manly friend watches and spits on it .

bro I'm sad the Kardashian got me last night

by ProLucaPro September 22, 2025

Kardashian-figured

To have a body figure that looks like a wisdom tooth from the waist dow

That person is kardashian-figured!

by @sowhatisaidit October 14, 2018

Kardashian

A person who runs directly into oncoming traffic, but tries to avoid being hit at the last second.

"Took many Kardashians will spoil the dash board of your car!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO August 15, 2023