The dumbest smart boy you will ever meet. Prefers kicking to socializing with humans. His eyebrows go straight across his face and he employs a total of three different facial expressions. Loves eating kiwis with the skins on. Is the human embodiment of a cringey martial arts movie. His neck is the same width of his head. Only speaks to say weird things no one was talking about and no one understands. Says things like "awkward silence" out loud and thinks it's socially acceptable. Loves jacking off to magic the gathering lore.
by Youreverydaymegabitch February 27, 2019
Get the Jamesmug. A huge headass. The definition of a noodlehead. Will definitely take care of you if you're blackout drunk and then roast you endless for the days that follow. Rarely sweet but a good friend. Extremely loud.
by noodlehead26 September 1, 2018
Get the Jamesmug. James is a beautiful man. He’s typically really nice and doesn’t really get much pimples. He’s probably one of the most genuine guys you’ll meet. James is someone who is very flirtatious and cute— so if he’s trying to flirt with you he’s probably interested. He does adorable things that nobody else really does anymore (like watching sunsets or looking at the stars) and enjoys the outdoors. He’s encouraging, and seems to use cheesy pickup lines but he makes them himself and really means it. If you ever meet a James, take your time with him.
by ayaloveee September 2, 2018
Get the Jamesmug. His voice kind of turns you on , its a Bird British Slang accent. He pronouces his "A' as"E" Really hot kid who doesnt take advantage pollute his privilege of being alive with negative vibes. Is just the kind of kid you want around has a very clean mind and is not like most kids. He does not worship Satan like those other guys and obsessed with video games. James is a blessing and he will do way better than Richard, Nolan, and Miguel
James is one of the most pleasant guys you will ever meet. He's the only guy you can get romantic with and stay out a lot longer .
by Happy Christian September 30, 2020
Get the Jamesmug. James will light up your life by opening your mind, keeping you laughing, and being that extra battery that’s there when things get dim.
A dominating and intimidating alpha male with mega confidence, he will attempt to prove the universe wrong - yet still he’ll manage to doubt his own intellect. He will seemingly find himself stuck in yet another debate - though not unwillingly, but rather by building the trap himself. Regardless, many can agree that he is the best person you’ll ever meet.
Beneath the aggressive exterior, James is true to promises, committed to friendships, and someone you can appreciate for his kindness, patience, humour and wisdom. You may have to get used to the possible Dad jokes, however.
James will look out for those he cares about, but might dismiss his own needs. Luckily, his likeable personality will draw in a variety of others who would willingly return his generosity.
James is mostly an honest person, though in some situations he may find himself boasting of fictitious things (eg. past relationships/ once having large muscles).
There is much the meaning of James, being someone so complicated and wonderful which could only suggest that he is actually an alien.
A dominating and intimidating alpha male with mega confidence, he will attempt to prove the universe wrong - yet still he’ll manage to doubt his own intellect. He will seemingly find himself stuck in yet another debate - though not unwillingly, but rather by building the trap himself. Regardless, many can agree that he is the best person you’ll ever meet.
Beneath the aggressive exterior, James is true to promises, committed to friendships, and someone you can appreciate for his kindness, patience, humour and wisdom. You may have to get used to the possible Dad jokes, however.
James will look out for those he cares about, but might dismiss his own needs. Luckily, his likeable personality will draw in a variety of others who would willingly return his generosity.
James is mostly an honest person, though in some situations he may find himself boasting of fictitious things (eg. past relationships/ once having large muscles).
There is much the meaning of James, being someone so complicated and wonderful which could only suggest that he is actually an alien.
by Onions on toast November 2, 2019
Get the Jamesmug. He will most likely never date a girl with an A in her name because they are the best girls to date and that's reality. These people will side with you then leave you, yet their romantic abilities when they take you in is totally of another kind :)
by Happy Christian September 30, 2020
Get the Jamesmug. The kind of guy that Alyssa would love to have by her side. Has a weight that you could easily say is just a bit meaty. He even has a big chest, but trust me he's a sexy tall gorgeous, and way better than Miguel. He doesn't go for pretty girls, he goes for those who bring joy to his heart. Even the smallest act of consideration can get him on your side. James may to be faithful to loving only one girl, yet it indescribable to talk about how he can make you feel like your the only girl that revolves around his world. A religious person can really change his life, yet he would rather watch those japanese movies . He's kind of like an in and out guy.
by Happy Christian September 30, 2020
Get the Jamesmug.