Clam Hound

a person who enjoys clam shaped items(vessels); to a degree that is concerning

Nate is such a clam hound, I can't believe he put me in this position I need to take a hot bath to heal.

by E.Matty January 24, 2021

clam tram

Clam is a Vagina reference. Specifically one that smells like seafood. Tram is a reference to a mode of public transportation.

So Tom told me Tammy has a clam tram.

All aboard the clam tram.

by BigBS September 6, 2016

silence of the clams

the result of female circumcision or genital mutilation done in certain cultures, rendering the female sex organ apparently incapable of ecstasy or orgasm.

It was a sad day when the silence of the clams overtook the young women of the village.

by MillsFokk August 16, 2009

free clam

A woman "going commando", or the female's version of "freeballing."

Oops, she did it again - apparently Britney decided to free clam that day and gave the photogs another free show.

by Kinaya March 29, 2009

clam noshing

To perform oral sex on a woman; going down on; lapping out.

"My neck aches after all that clam noshing last night."

by Marzipan March 26, 2003

Clam fanning

when women in skirts fan their clam with dress or any other object when working in hot environment.

We caught Cindy Clam fanning at her desk again when the AC went out.

by pork salad June 19, 2014

Clam War

2 or more horny females engaged in ridiculous banter trying to engage the lone douchebag in the room.

OMG did you notice Nina and Marissa cat-fighting over that hognuts in the corner? Its a real Clam War in there!

by teenytena February 17, 2013