EA Swap

Or the Electronic Arts Swap. Electronic Arts counter to the Nintendo Switch. To obtain the console itself, you must buy various real life lootboxes to "unlock" the parts of the console such as the screen and controllers(the instructions to assemble the console itself are also obtainable via lootboxes). After assembling the console, the menu of the console is unlockable through a US$20 "Season Pass" Friend list and online play are also obtainable via another US$30 "Best Value Pass" It also comes with a Wall Street Analyst's opinion on why you should have paid more for the DLC passes in order to finance their sorry asses. Star Wars Battlefront 2 is the only game currently avaliable on the console. Changing between home and portable console is also exclusive to "Premium Members".
Nice! I just got the screen from the lootbox for my EA Swap! Now to open 50 more to get the controllers, buttons, instruction manual.
by Rems Husband March 11, 2018
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Arturo EA

Arturo is a small mexican who has no luck with girls and has not gotten any play for a entire year and fumbles every girl he has tried to get with.
you just pulled a arturo ea you fumbled the bag and u look like a skinny bitch
by danny2k_18 April 23, 2024
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Salma EA

She is a badass girl with a good heart, always mad at someone. She is short af
she likes reading books, she is a psycopath with a brain that works only when she wants. She has a really really really big ass with normal watermelons she likes being a asshole. SALMA IS SOMEONE YOU NEED IN YOUR LIFE!

She is good at shacking her ass and in the bed.
Samia: Wow! Salma EA is so sexy
Anthony: oh! damn it!
by R47707 90868 November 26, 2021
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EAS Fetish

When you aggressively jizz on your NOAA weather alert radios
my EAS friend has EAS Fetish and sticks his weewee in the dc jack of a ER210
by bigppdaddy69 March 26, 2024
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Gop rop ea top

“Great” im Amy fowler’s secret language: op.

From the big bang theory.
“That sounds great!
No it doesn’t, it sounds gop rop ea top!!”
You’re not being gop rop ea top, unspecified female acquaintance.
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EA Catch-up Rule

When you are playing a video game and dominating the other team then suddenly the other team starts making a comeback very easily.

Originates from EA Sports where this phenomenon was first noticed.
I was winning 5-0 on Rocket League until the EA Catch-up Rule kicked in and the other team came back to tie in the final minutes.
by JYoTX January 16, 2017
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