Douche Bag

Someone who is either: (A) absent minded on a continuous basis with little awareness of their lost and impotent communication, or (B) lacking skill, talent, and/or knowledge while communicating with little to no insight, conviction, or passion, or (C) simply a boring dumb-ass who is flat out uninteresting and whose words are classically predictable sayings, cliche euphemisms, and lowlife observational remarks that begin a chain of awkward and idiotic, downhill conversation.

Last night, I began talking to this gorgeous girl; however, right away I noticed that I made the classic mistake by judging a book by its cover. Every word she spoke made me feel stupider and I realized this douche bag was truly a blank book with a thin candy shell.

What a douche bag that guys is! He interrupted me to yell orders for a drink, paid for it, and then walked away from the bar empty handed, completely forgetting his drink.

by NMFSD February 20, 2011

douche bag

A male with a crude, inflated, or outrageous sense of masculinity, expressed with displays lacking in imagination or taste.

Dude, enough with the tank tops, spiked hair and fake tan, you look like a douche bag.

by gladtohelpout February 12, 2010

douche bag

a complete jackass that has not idea what they are talking about and calls people cut bags

Arron Leubner is a douche bag

by V C is ur ruler August 6, 2011

douche bag

1. a name u call someone whos an idiot
2. something used to clean ur vagina, usually used after ur period.

1. he is such a douche bag!!!
2. my friend looked up the word douche bag on wikipedia and it said a bag for douching.

by xcometxrulesx October 16, 2010

douche bag

a person who has one or more popped collars and thinks it's cool ,closet fag

look at that popped collar douche bag

by yoki karioake July 11, 2009

douche bag

somebody who you think is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about. often think that they are on good indoor soccer teams but in actuality the team sucks balls

Jake is a "douche bag ". BONESAW is champion and not for gays. which is why Jake is not on BONESAW.

by spiritofpre March 14, 2009

douche bag

A person who thinks that they are the most knowledgeable source of information on a particular topic when in reality they don't jackshit about it. This person parades around as an expert on subjects, which by sheer nature of their lack of intelligence, prevents them from ever having the slightest expertise of knowledge about the subject.

That Wayne Greene is a real douche bag because he thinks he knows so much about surgery, when he doesn't even have a medical degree.

by John Gibbs September 10, 2006