Ain't Crispy

Not Lit

From what I can see, it ain't crispy.

by Innerwoo August 5, 2016

Crispy Crouple

A popular item served at Crispers restaurants that consists of crispiness and croupton (Crisper’s take on croutons, with extra crispiness)

Holy smokes Paul, that crispy crouple was delicious

by Crisper’s HQ August 1, 2019

DrispY CrisPY

The crispiest of them all. gets all the bitches, has sex with your mother. Generally a cool dude, trys to eat tables and kettles

Person 1) Yooo look its DrispY CrispY!
Person 2) I know!, He said he gets all the bitches!!! wonder where my mum was last night

by DrispY March 6, 2022

Crispy Sue

A sock used to collect ejaculate, then hidden under the bed and left to dry out.
A dried-up spaff-sock.

Nicola walked into Smithy's bedroom to collect his dirty washing, and was horrified to discover a crispy sue carefully stashed under his pillow.

by Cockfoster June 17, 2023

crispy mister

A crispy mister is a name for an incredible saucy french sandwich, drizzled in thick hot white cum sauce.. Also known as a cummy cruster, a creamy dumpster, or a cummy dumpster.

"That chick is quite the crispy mister."

"Yeah, she's always drenched in hot cream sauce."

by Crispy Brittany September 29, 2017

crispy cold

Really cold; your skin gets crispy

Y’all it’s crispy cold outside.

by 🤷🏿‍♀️ November 16, 2019

Crispy Nut

A Crispy Nut is when you are about to cum and a gust/puff of air is discharged fom the penis instead of them man juices. A Crispy Nut only occurs when a man 'Has no more Nuts to give' because he has made his quota.

Tiffany-"I thought my boyfriend was about to shoot a massive load on my face, instead he gave me a Crispy Nut"

by DigBick@23 May 26, 2016