Unknown critical, or crit for short, is the best friend when it comes to needing a distraction, They Will manage to get you to think about pretty much anything else than the thing bothering you but they’re really bad at serious mental health stuff, as well as romance, they suck at romance. They love down talking themselves and gets mad at people of they say that they love crit. They’re the kind of friend that is so annoying but you love them too much to leave them.
by Zeddie366 September 5, 2022
Get the unknown criticalmug. when your friend says you are the reason for the world to go under just because you decided to buy extra editions of some of the books you already have (like learn to chill bro)
-spoiled brat
-spoiled brat
by readyouryoung April 4, 2024
Get the criticismmug. Guy 1: -Yo, bruh. Why r u so sad?
Guy 2: Last night I got a critical shot with ma bae so I pulled out my schlong and it was full covered with shit.
Guy 2: Last night I got a critical shot with ma bae so I pulled out my schlong and it was full covered with shit.
by Scaffold June 5, 2019
Get the Critical shotmug. by BruhYeetSkrrt February 28, 2020
Get the Cookie Criticmug. Overstepping the critical amount of coffee one can drink, i.e. havin had one too many cups of coffee and hence feeling sleepy now instead of alert and awake.
"Oh boy, I'm too tired for this meeting!"
"But you have been drinking coffee all morning!"
"Yea, I just had my critical coffee, no I need a nap."
"But you have been drinking coffee all morning!"
"Yea, I just had my critical coffee, no I need a nap."
by bustrud March 9, 2023
Get the critical coffeemug. As someone who has cited this on so many occasions that it's IN MY PREDICTIVE TEXT... Why do you think it would logically follow that I wouldn't wnat credit or money?
Hym "Seriously! I've cite Ayn Rand's criticism of altruism so many time it's in my predictive text! That's what makes it something-something non-sequitur guys! Try literally anything other than Uno Reverse and Something-Something Non-sequitur ONE TIME! It's a literal coin toss."
by Hym Iam February 22, 2024
Get the Ayn Rand's criticism of altruismmug. clever and indirect : not showing your real purpose. When it comes to giving criticism, sometimes it's best to take a subtle approach.
by Ka_V May 19, 2021
Get the subtle criticismmug.