Assassinate

Oh? The truckazord looking cripple wants me dead? I wonder why... You see what's wrong with them (existentially) right? He's just like that other cripple Noah. The money and the women aren't enough for him to you have to force me to pretend I'm inferior or that they aren't crippled or it isn't any fun for him to have all the money and the women.

Hym "Good! Now is the perfect time to assassinate me, actually! I just figured out how to solve the dead-man switch problem! So, if we assume there is no afterlife, there is no way for me to find out whether or not the dead-man switch works on the bomb that I am, right? WRONG! Here's what we do: Announce my death publicly BEFORE you kill me... THEN... I'll get to see whether or not it works! Get it? Problem solved!"

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

Big Assassin

A alternate word in which you can tell a girl you have a large penis without been obvious

Hannah: Have you found it yet?

Dan: Yeah, I still need to find the BIG ASSASSIN though

Hannah: Oh alright then

by RIBA Lads November 13, 2011

one-star assassin

Someone who leaves a 1-star online review, just to troll a company.

We fired Josh last month, and now he's leeaving negative reviews for each of our products. What a one-star assassin

by richkid98 August 13, 2018

unlucky assassin

Conner Martin. Search it in The Wu Tang name generator and this is what comes up.

Unlucky Assassin is going to kill it tonight.

by UnluckyAssassin April 8, 2015

Assassination Classroom Ban

No. No... You can go fuck yourself with that shit. Fuck this guy. Don't vote for that son of a bitch. As a matter of fact....

Hym "Vote AGAINST that motherfucker. I don't even care who it is. Whoever is responsible for the Assassination Classroom Ban needs to go. Get this guy right the fuck out of here. DeSantis? Somebody else? I do not care. Fuck outta here. That's one of the greatest shows of all time! Has been rated "the saddest ending" of any show on multiple sites. It's good. They said 'it teaches kids to murder their teachers' which is ridiculous. It's almost the exact opposite of what it teaches."

by Hym Iam April 22, 2023

ass-assassinated

to be rapped to death by a donkey

did you hear daen was ass-assassinated

by ball fondler December 5, 2023

Assassin Droid

A type of droid in Star Wars designed to kill important people. Despite being among the most badass droids featured in the franchise, they weren't done justice until the release of The Mandalorian.

Clone Trooper: We can kick battle droid butt!

Clone Commander: But that's an Assassin Droid...

Clone Trooper: Shit...

by Exterminator (not really) December 2, 2019