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The Walter Matthau Mouth

The act of screwing a woman with a rather large vagina, that was shaved about 2 weeks prior. An old man with no teeth and a 5 oclock shadow giving you a hummer, slobbering out of the sides of his mouth.
Wow, last night I picked up that old bitch from the bar, went back to her apartment and her box was like The Walter Matthau Mouth!

My scoutmaster tried to blow me at camp. I wouldnt let him, his shit is like Walter Matthau dude!
by captain jeff January 30, 2008
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Walter

Walter is an old man that deserves to die off because of his racist beliefs
I saw my grandpa today, he’s such a Walter
by PPshaker69 April 17, 2019
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Walter

A drug lord that needs to put his dick away.
Walter. Put your dick away, Walter. I'm not having sex with you right now.
by userhandlegoeshere September 15, 2022
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Walter Seaman

Taking a test in a discord call with your friends and scoring 100% because you were allowed to do so.
David: How was that computer science exam?
Jenny: Easy, we all got a perfect score because the teacher had no restrictions on it, so we Walter Seamaned the whole thing.
by fredbayrerooles November 21, 2021
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Walter White

Guy 1: guess who has cancer
Guy 2: who
Guy 1: Walter White
Guy 2: dude thats so fucked up
Guy 3: yeah dude that’s honestly kinda evil
Guy 4: my dad was named walter and died of cancer
Guy 5: we should cancel you
Guy 1: hang on boys
Guy 3: yeah, lets get em, guys!
by LooseSniper May 23, 2023
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Walter

Always wearing something on his head seems like a crackhead really isn't though. Get to know him he is a cool guy that looks like a redneck.
Fuckin' Walter!
by On crack October 21, 2018
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Having a Walter moment

If you‘re getting sick of someone who doesn’t care about rules. Or someone is trying to cheating you.
Someone is blathering about a subsequent event in a project meeting and try to convince the audience to follow his approach. Joe in the audience just asked Ed if he gets tired because his eyes are closed from time to time. He replies: “No, no... I am just having a Walter moment!”
by tschwalbach February 19, 2019
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