Skip to main content

Jonathan

Jonathan is a very bi polar person who gets mad when someone doesn't agree with them and gets super jealous. This particular person tends to not have alot of friends bc they talk to much. and don't gorget they are super toxic.
tyler:yo Adam why does Jonathan talk so much.
Adam: bro I dont know but hes toxic af.
Tyler:let's cut him off
by Yourtypicalbluesmerf September 14, 2020
mugGet the Jonathanmug.

Jonathan

The person that wants to get sucked by merve and vapes.
He always bullies benny and rapes his best friend and plays fortnite and sprays and prays
Likes to get surrounded by white people because he likes gwy lo
Jonathan is the greatest in bed and dates because he will slap your butt cheeks as soon as he see you approaching him.
by Hajob April 13, 2019
mugGet the Jonathanmug.

Jonathan

He is a hot, caring, and loveable. He is a good boyfriend than will treat you with love and comfort you when you need it. He will seem outgoing and full of him self until you get to know him then you will like him a lot. he is an easy person to fall in love with even if you don't try to. If you find a Jonathan you are lucky to have him
person 1: wow do you see that guy he is so hot

person 2: yeah that is Jonathan
by hannah catherine sheppard March 18, 2020
mugGet the Jonathanmug.

Jonathan

Probably a fag, but his moms hot.
Me:"Hey have you seen Jonathan's mom"
Other: "Yea she's hot"
by SandwichMaker5000 March 21, 2019
mugGet the Jonathanmug.

Jonathan

The only one in any friend group to get pussy and dick. Mostly dick. Is a sub and can only bust when given permission by his dom daddy.
Person 1: Omg he's such a Jonathan
Person 2: He looks ripe for breeding :)
Person 3: Tag Team?????
Person 2: Hell yeah!
by awsedrftghjkl;likuy November 25, 2021
mugGet the Jonathanmug.

Jonathan

Jonathan is someone with a HUGE dick.Jonathan gets a lot of pussy but is really loyal.He can fight and beat up anybody.jonathan also is from Miami jit
Damn jonathan is here he is going to fuck all the bitchs.
by JonnyDrip November 24, 2019
mugGet the Jonathanmug.

Jonathan

A virgin who use too much callouts in the most casual af games instead of competitive games
Jonathan playing Pummel Party: He's on the left. He's south west heading south. Check those corners. RPG 12 o'clock! Take cover! Watch my Six. I'm hit i need urgent surgical. Bravo Six going dark.
Jonathan on Escape from Tarkov:......
by Smeer Felatio September 18, 2020
mugGet the Jonathanmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email