Dick Tourist

Adventurous female whom goes from town to town 'doing the deed' with multiple men, often contracting one or more STD's as a souvenir for home.

I hooked up with a bitch last night, but I had an odd feeling she was another Dick Tourist.

by Bnerdlatin December 23, 2010

Dick sounding

Inserting a long cylinder shaped shaft or finger in the tip of the penis for pleasure

Look up some dick sounding babe

by Lilweezer January 26, 2017

broke dick

A Navy term describing a sailor or piece of equipment that is not functioning properly...

1. Push that broke dick cannon overboard, its just added weight we don't need...
2. Tell that broke dick Private Pyle I said to get to work...

by The CopyCat January 13, 2008

chick dick

Another name for a dildo.

No boyfriend? Go buy a chick dick!

by D. Gould November 29, 2006

dick swinging

Trying to out do one another, engage in a pissing contest (qv).

Politians are always dick swinging in the House of Commons.

by Slipper April 28, 2006

dick collector

dick collector, n, a woman who accumulates a lot of straight male friends in order to be constantly showered with attention and admiration. However, there is no way any of these men would ever make it beyond the friend stage or ever engage in sexual activity with this woman.

I wanted to date the new girl at the gym, but she turned out to be another dick collector.

by Symone Loki August 3, 2006

Dick in Ass

Feeling of oneness.. Achieving self acceptance... Being at peace with ones self

Can also be given as a B-day gift

The feeling you get after a good firm hand shake can be descirbed as DICK IN ASS.....

Hey there Kristen its your birthday?? Well guess what i got you... A firm DICK IN THE ASS

by Tyler Durden March 20, 2005