cat front

Rhyming slang for ‘fat cunt.’

I’ll make myself an online dating profile when I’m less of a cat front.

by MrsBobsy September 8, 2018

cool cat

a special person whose presence you enjoy immensely

I just love hanging out with Anna, she's such a cool cat!

by Fun Furuncle February 23, 2022

cat cracked

Leaving your (bedroom) door open around 4-inches for the cat to leave in the middle of the night.

I left the door cat cracked for mittens.

by realistist October 19, 2013

cats and kitties

secret way to say ass and titties

That girl had some nice cats and kitties!

by abbagirl January 4, 2018

Alarm Cat

Early in the morning, around sunrise, the lovely little fur-ball that slept by you night decides to get up. She trots over to her bowl, which is empty ... Then, she comes back into the bedroom and meows at the top of her lungs - for the sole purpose of waking your lazy butt up to get her something to eat!

Diane: I am so tired. My Alarm Cat went off at 6am today! I have to start feeding that cat at night.

by Diba Diane February 8, 2010

Feed the cat

To make oneself scarce for a indefinite period of time on a night out with friends in order to ingest cocaine or other such narcotics that are found in powder form, and thus, requiring privacy and isolation.

"Where's Minky gone, it's his turn to by a round of drinks. Oh he's gone to feed the cat, he'll be munted when he gets back."

by What button's shoot? May 14, 2019

cat shaving

V: shaving a female's pubic hair; N: the remains from shaving a female's pubic hair.

She was into the idea of some cat shaving, since I wouldn't go down on her with a redwood forest to chew through.

by Desperado1978 February 23, 2014