Todd Fuck

A room or area that someone named Todd has had sex in.

I was in that room. And that room couldn't have been your room, because that room did not smell like Todd Fuck.

by Amphrosia Jones May 22, 2008

fuck all that

to dismiss something

Wife: do you fancy poppin up london to see my mum and dad?

Husband: fuck all that

by Fat Slag December 25, 2007

fuck slit

A shaved pussy without jagged lips.

I could tell she had not had a baby, because she had a fuck slit.

by litedriver June 14, 2008

pencil-fucked

When something has been so edited down that it barely exists anymore

She pencil-fucked my entire idea.

by XYZA November 30, 2011

Dutch Fuck

(1)Lighting a cigarette by placing it against a lit one. If you don't have matches or a lighter. Chain smokers are prone to do this.

(2) Banging a chick who just lays there.

He forgot his lighter and needed a light from his buddy who was already enjoying a cigarette. His buddy was out of matches. "got a light?"
"Here, Dutch fuck..."
I think it comes from the belief that Dutch people are without passion when they make love. "No fire."

by Froggygremlin July 14, 2013

fuck you

People who think this phrase means "fuck me" are fucking idiots.

Me: Fuck you
Dipshit: You'd like that wouldn't you?
Me: See, fuck you means fuck you not fuck me. Fuck is the verb, so I'm saying that you should fuck you/yourself
Dipshit: Uh...I'm not too bright.

by oh shit i'm dead February 4, 2005

fucking guy

someone who got lucky, or someone who is so arrogant or stupid that you can't believe how successful he is.
usually used amongst friends, but can be used on a person who you can't believe is such an asshole, but you don't want to show too much disrespect.

1.look at this fucking guy, he just won 10,000 bucks in the lotto.

2."yo, i just got my dick sucked for 3 hours last nite, haha!"
"you fucking guy! how do you always get these bitches and i dont?"

by scottie k January 6, 2008