April 14th

National day to tie up your wife and make her squirt by any means necessary

Get the rope baby, it’s April 14th

by Cummer748 April 14, 2024

April 14th

Grab a girls ass

April 14th-grab

by Mr.goodguys April 13, 2022

April

This morning; the morning of the same day.

Man, my tummy started hurting out of nowhere this April.

by Chesnut Hater July 18, 2023

April fools day

A day where you can fool your daughter, April.

Father/You: Hey april how was scho- omg theres a spider in your hair
April: *screeching intensifies*
That is what april fools day is! Ay-p-rill f-ooh-lz day

by ('v') April 1, 2021

April 15

April 15th is national go fuck yourself you over sexualized fucks day

“Fuck no you can’t touch my butt because it’s april 15! That means it’s go fuck yourself you over sexualized fucks day.”

by Bruhmoment.wav April 14, 2019

April 25th

National Beat a Rapist to Death with a Crowbar Day.

A National holiday created in response to April 24th

"Yo, did you hear Jeremy celebrated April 24th?"

"Yeah, looks like we should celebrate April 25th"

by DooDooBatter February 22, 2023

April 26

real niggas birthday

April 26: When all the teal niggas are celebrated

by Prooxy April 18, 2022