Susan, get my pants

"Susan, get my pants" refers to a quote from a home video of the 1998 Columbus, NE tornado. Now widely memed for it's comical nature and being out-of-place in a tornado video.

Person 1: "Susan, get my pants"

Person 2: "What the fuck why are you filming a fucking tornado without pants"

by DeinocheirusGaming August 30, 2024

WHIPLASH PANTS

Pants belonging to Whiplash..

I am currently dating Whiplash Pants.
Sew Also: Yancey pants,

Addicted to Angela Lansbury Porn.

See: Shelby or Fat Baby.
Also, My Ass and my Love

by Whiplash by Richard Jeff Yance March 28, 2022

Sassy pants

When Maia is giving unnecessary attitude to Levi

“Why do u always wake up at night”

“U ask me like i know”

“Ok sassy pants”

by Fartlover27372 May 25, 2023

squinchy pants

When a girl gets .... ya know .... horney. Her vagina gets all wet and then she's wearing, like pants, like at work or some everyday situation, and then she has to walk around with sqinchy pants all day.
squinchy pants

John makes all the girls at work get squinchy pants.

Girl 1: Hey is that John over there?

Girl 2: Yeah it is! He's so hot he gives me squinchy pants.
Girl 1: Yeah, I work with him and then for the rest of the day I have to walk around with my pants all squinchy.

by Princess Lorraine March 7, 2017

Pissy pants

When you have sex with a female and she proceeds to piss over you thus receiving pissy pants

I left the bar with a girl last night she got so freaky she gave me pissy pants on a sofa

by AnonFrazzaH May 3, 2021

screaming pants

used to express your body fats anguish and horror due to being shoved in a tight pair of pants. also see Rosanne

" Pam! Those are some screaming pants!" "holly fackk!! My pants are screaming on me!"

by pink shawty :P November 28, 2016

Medford Pissed Pants Association (MPPA)

A joke that dragged on for longer than it should have

Time to file a complaint with the Medford Pissed Pants Association (MPPA)

by MPPA June 15, 2024