tits North

Laying flat on one's back with both breasts facing upward towards the ceiling. Can be used interchangeably with South, West and East; laying on one's stomach, left side, or right side, respectively.

There I lay, tits North, fantasizing about how I would quit my job and tell my boss to go screw.

by plow girl May 25, 2014

knee tits

Larger than average people with fat legs have overhanging lard on the inner knee area that resemble breasts.

Check out the knee tits on her!!

by Breardog August 17, 2016

Tits to the bricks

Meaning excellent.. equivalent to “that slaps” or “shits gas”

Wow! Grandmas chili was tits to the bricks

by Kimberly fucking lynch December 4, 2019

tit text

The small amount of texting a new mom will engage in with her friends and/or family after having the baby..... While she is awake breastfeeding her child she may text you, then as soon as her child is fed, taken care of and put back to sleep...... you will assume she also has gotten milk drunk and bedded back down herself.

My best friend of 18 years had a baby and I'm lucky if I hear from her once a week.... even if I do, I can bet it is a tit text.

by ChiefBomb March 27, 2015

tit tent

The pronounced ridge formed by stretched fabric between hard and/or big nipples.

That MILF in the T shirt is hot. Did you see her tit tent?

by UD dog October 10, 2020

Tit Toeing

Like tip toeing, but with tits.

Many people who engage in affairs have a habit of tit toeing.

by Edgar Connel January 8, 2014

Chill Tits

A generic expression for something being cool or "chill".

Guy 1: "Dude, Olivia is single now!"
Guy 2: "Chill tits!"

by chill tits man June 21, 2012