Two pieces of bread and some pussy squirt. Preferably served on a paper plate for easily disposable shame.
by Pepsi Sandwich February 24, 2022
Get the Squirt Sandwichmug. Person 1: I voted for the turd sandwich in the last election.
Person 2: Why would you vote for the Turd Sandwich?
Person 1: Because They're not a giant douche.
Person 2: Why would you vote for the Turd Sandwich?
Person 1: Because They're not a giant douche.
by awesomeMB9 July 19, 2022
Get the turd sandwichmug. 1: A racially charged term referring to the slaves on a ship during the slave trade being stacked on top of each other body to body to maximize efficiency.
2: Sleeping between your mattress and the box spring/floor
2: Sleeping between your mattress and the box spring/floor
I've been "sandwiching" for weeks now, maybe months, I'm starting to wonder if I'll ever make it out of here alive.
by xNCStarx October 31, 2021
Get the Sandwichingmug. Describes the result of condomless (unprotected) sex and ejaculating inside of a vagina, creating a penis butter sandwich, which the perpetrator proceeds to eat after the act.
Man 1: "I ate a penis butter sandwich today."
Man 2: "Was it good?"
Man 1: "No, it needed some fruit."
Man 2: "Was it good?"
Man 1: "No, it needed some fruit."
by MikeHasAMic November 13, 2020
Get the Penis Butter Sandwichmug. Is a crunchy food enjoyed by millions around the world. The meals origions are unknown but have been adopted by many countries adopted this easy to come by meal as thier national dish.
You properly enjoy a "crunchy sandwich de el salv" by witnessing someone of higher status eating and approaching them begging for some. They become disgusted upon laying eyes on you groveling on your knees and strike you causing you to fall and get a mouthful of crunchy red clay or dirt depending where you are.
This meal is often paired with a discarded sunbaked waterbottles with condensation inside, or whatever other scraps you can find on the ground.
You properly enjoy a "crunchy sandwich de el salv" by witnessing someone of higher status eating and approaching them begging for some. They become disgusted upon laying eyes on you groveling on your knees and strike you causing you to fall and get a mouthful of crunchy red clay or dirt depending where you are.
This meal is often paired with a discarded sunbaked waterbottles with condensation inside, or whatever other scraps you can find on the ground.
I asked him for a a crumb of bread but instead he generously gave me a whole crunchy sandwich de el Salv.
by The all knowing I June 16, 2022
Get the Crunchy sandwich de el salvmug. When you dilate her ass, fit as many peeled hard boiled eggs inside her. Allow her to slam shut. Proceed to take 2 slices of Texas style toast and have the woman crouch over the 2 slices as you hold them under her ass. Have her squeeze out the combination of corned eggs and seasoning on your sandwich. Bust a load on the sandwich and fold the other slice over the top. Wipe off excess. Serve to the woman. Enjoy.
by StinkyFingerer October 30, 2025
Get the Corned Egg Sandwichmug. “Why’s your cousin such a wet sandwich?”
“I beg your pardon?”
“What does that mean?”
“It means i didn’t understand what you said, a wet sandwich?”
“Yeah! Hes too short, he dresses like a girl, hes,, Different,”
“I beg your pardon?”
“What does that mean?”
“It means i didn’t understand what you said, a wet sandwich?”
“Yeah! Hes too short, he dresses like a girl, hes,, Different,”
by Heroinfathr November 24, 2023
Get the Wet Sandwichmug.