Rock Atheist

A person with little knowledge in epistemology who mistakenly thinks atheism is just a lack of belief in a god. Popularized by a famous internet who claimed that rocks are atheists because they lack belief in a deity. Rock atheists tend to ignore academic sources and use their conjecture as evidence of their position. They falsely claim prepositions are claims as to twist any argument as a burden of the other side so they can promptly dismiss.

Gary is a real rock atheist. He thinks atheism and agnosticism are different categories because one is a knowledge claim and the other is a belief claim.

by Descartes' revenge March 11, 2022

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Rock that Pork

In celebration of the wonderful Cuban pork sandwiches, can also apply to a great smoked ham, yummy stuffed pork chops, and thick hickory smoked bacon. Non-food uses are meant to be compliments when someone embraces the salsa, cha cha, or just excels at anything!

Wow, did you see that new couple on DWTS? They really did Rock that Pork on the rumba!

by Scollina May 16, 2011

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Ass rock

A rock that appears to smell like ass. No context as to how the fuck it happened. But regardless, still smells like shit.

"Oi, my daughter found a bloody ass rock the other day. Disgusting!

by Sugar makes snake proud. May 6, 2018

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poppin rock

Showing you got this situation under control. Master of your destiny. A perfectly simple connection of minds.

He moved beyond the complications and set out to poppin rocks as they rekindled the connection.

by My great man October 18, 2015

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Rock Star

A Douche who cannot function normally without being imbibed in alcohol. He/She swears and yells at insane levels while sober, yet becomes calm and normal when drunk.

Aww that chick is a total Rock Star until she gets liquored up, then she's cool as fuck to be around.

by Boceefuss March 8, 2009

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