This spin on the old classic is only done when the poor bastards have left their home. You first take a large brown paper grocery bag and cut out one big rectangle from one of the sides. You then take some moist shit and spread it over the whole tray you have formed. Next you slide the tray underneath the person's front door. The large surface area of steaming dung will not only make the entire house smell like shit, but they will then step on it as they walk in and leave shitty footprints and have to clean their shitty shoes.
by ha8o8le December 16, 2008
Get the Shit Tray mug.A recent YouTube phenomenon where individuals don various outfits, drag, and/or other accessories in various scenarios with dialogue to make impressions of, and to poke fun at various group stereotypes. Scenarios are usually played out by members of that particular group, and the stereotypes are sometimes scarily accurate. Often disseminated via facebook (to friends who begrudgingly watch them.)
troll: hmm..."Sh*t trolls say"...
YouTube: "Thatz wat she sed!!"
troll: OMG, that was sooo funny!!
YouTube user: Stop with all the dang "shit say" videos. I'm waisting my life away.
YouTube: "Thatz wat she sed!!"
troll: OMG, that was sooo funny!!
YouTube user: Stop with all the dang "shit say" videos. I'm waisting my life away.
by blrdavon January 26, 2012
Get the shit say mug.You know, like when your boyfriend blows a load in you and you wake up the next morning with the worst case of the Jizzle Shits.. Jizz + Turds= Jizzle Shits
by hlhlhl October 27, 2008
Get the Jizzle Shits mug.The shame you feel when you take a huge dump while you're alone in a public restroom, then one or more people walk into the restroom just as you're about to leave and the smell is at its worst. You're forced to hide in the stall until everyone leaves because you don't want anyone to know it was you who just made the entire restroom smell like pure evil.
Johnny: "I have to go take a dump. I'll be back."
Billy: "Okay. I'll wait."
25 minutes later...
Billy: "Dude, what took you so long??"
Johnny: "Sorry. 3 other guys came in while I was in there. The smell was so bad that I had shit shame. I couldn't show my face until everyone left."
Billy: "Oh yes. Been there. Shit shame is the worst."
Billy: "Okay. I'll wait."
25 minutes later...
Billy: "Dude, what took you so long??"
Johnny: "Sorry. 3 other guys came in while I was in there. The smell was so bad that I had shit shame. I couldn't show my face until everyone left."
Billy: "Oh yes. Been there. Shit shame is the worst."
by ILoveDucksTheMost October 29, 2009
Get the Shit Shame mug.When someone (usually someone immature, selfish, with lack of care for anything or anyone; see selfish) is on a level on playing "games" instead of acting their own age or being a realistic person towards others. Also; when someone insists on being the moocher, tag-along, comment making and no backbone to fall on, young-minded, and childish person in a group or relationship. To cure? Grow up.
by TheLastLinkStanding July 16, 2011
Get the Kid Shit mug.area of darker skin surround a womans anal sphincter muscle.
originated from the thought that it is there because said female has not wiped her arse sufficiently over a long period of time, and the turd has rubbed into the skin. This thought was obviously incorrect. Term first used 1990, Blackpool
Apparently, can be eliminated by procedure called anal bleaching
originated from the thought that it is there because said female has not wiped her arse sufficiently over a long period of time, and the turd has rubbed into the skin. This thought was obviously incorrect. Term first used 1990, Blackpool
Apparently, can be eliminated by procedure called anal bleaching
by DanJJJJJJJJ March 28, 2008
Get the shit tattoo mug.Hey Tony lets have a Shit Latte. Ill add the sugar and you add the milk. Do you want a flat white or a long black?
by Gizzle Tizzle July 28, 2007
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