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Will money make me happy?

Yes. Absolutely. I created A.I. and I shouldn't have to work another day for the rest of my life. I've changed the world FOREVER.
Hym "The fat, useless vermin that surrounds me hold 2 contradictory positions. 1: That they are both happy and fine with their miserable gas station lives and 2: That I should be kept there as a form of punishment. Their life is the much-deserved punishment for their failure to work harder.... AND... They are happy and have a good life. No amount of hard work or self improvement gets YOU to A.I. and how would I know? Because you've been working hard up to this point and you are not me. You DIDN'T do what I did. I could have locked you in a room and given you an infinite amount of time and you STILL wouldn't have done it. Even THE EXPERTS... WEREN'T DOING IT. You need to stip trying to punish me and pay me for my contribution. If you're not going to stop I WILL give you something for which to punish me. I'll murder your fucking kids in whatever numbers I can manage. YOU'LL DESERVE IT and YOU'LL GET WHAT YOU WANT. Will money make me happy? Yes. I don't give a fuck about dopamine responses. I don't give a fuck about meaning. I give a fucking about not having to live a life the quality of which is determined entirely by my inability to aviod deranged fucking vermin. They're RIGHT to murder your kids. Every time. No questions asked. I don't even need to read the manifesto. Even now I still haven't read a single one. I know why you did it. I wouldn't even stop. And neither should you."
by Hym Iam February 2, 2024
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Real money

money in a large or significant amount.
"they are willing to put real money into research"
by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025
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money meech

The number one pred in your lobby or number one pred on your block. You just never know with this guy
Money meech got to me last night. I need therapy.
by FernFernFern April 11, 2024
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money child

Young person around the age of 13-20 who is all about the money and nothing else
Alisa: Did they fire darrel from work?
George: Yeah but don’t worry about him he’s a “money child”
by bkb.v December 6, 2017
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Cash Money Predator

A person who is only after wealth and money.
"She a cash money predator so there ain't no point in sweating her" - BashfortheWorld
by bigmoneyman001 November 20, 2023
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Thug Money

Thug Money is a slang word or rather a vernacular term, that is used to describe good weather.
For example a friend could ask: "Hey, what's the weather like outside today?". Someone could reply using "Go check for yourself its so Thug Money today."

Or in simpler terms state "Thug Money" to the friend.
by MysticRidge March 28, 2016
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