MIKE BROWN

CUTEST MAN I'VE EVER SEEN AND WILL TEAR APART ANY MAN OR WOMEN'S ASSHOLE WITH HIS MASSIVE HORSE COCK.

MIKE BROWN: YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX?

Random Girl: I CAN'T TAKE UR MASSIVE COCK :(
Random Boy: I WOULD LOVE TO BUT I DONT THINK IT WOULD FIT IN MY ASS :(

by NIKelyf45 April 20, 2022

Elias Browne

THE coolest person ever (applicable to all Elias Brownes, regardless of middle name). Like super duper mind-blowingly cool! The COOLEST!!!

Elias Browne is for sure the coolest guy in town.

by UR Loved August 8, 2022

Brown Surfer

When you flush the toilet and take a shit while the water is going down

in order to avoid a loud noise the james made a brown surfer.

by aden12 July 17, 2022

Brown Orgasm

When you are pooping whilst having fellatio performed on you and you reach climax sexually at the same time as you finish the poop.

My girlfriend gave me the best brown orgasm last night.

by mccydee March 23, 2017

Lolita Brown

Lolita Brown is a good Christian woman who is known to harass men on discord servers for nudes

Him:Lolita Brown is so hot

Lolita Brown:Send nudes

by Velma THATzSJE eVelma Thatw May 16, 2018

Brown calfing

Needing to take a shit so badly that the poop is peeking out of your butt.

Traffic was so slow that by the time I got home and into the bathroom, I was brown calfing.

by Aviatrixx July 22, 2015

Chris Brown

a man who BEATS women!

Oh NO!!! Chris Brown hit his wife...

by StickyNastyCheese December 6, 2019