eat a dick

the comeback of all comebacks
can be used in any situation, instant shutdown

also can be used to reject somenoe

lewis: life is like a fairytale, i still love you

alison: eat a dick

mikey: oi your a shit cunt
jeremy: eat a dick
mikey: is that all you've got?
jeremy: eat a dick
mikey: yeah i thought so
jeremy: eat a dick
mikey: fine, you win
jeremy: yeah thats right eat a dick

by nevetSteven January 8, 2011

turkey dick

How a dick looks after you get out of the ocean

"hey, look at that guy's turkey dick--it's shriveled and skinny."

by allison hardy November 11, 2006

spotted dick

a type of a British desert

Hello sir, would you like some spotted dick?

by soulfromhell August 1, 2003

Red-dick

When a male rubs his dick until it literally becomes red and hurts to touch

I think I got red-dick from last nights porno session.

by Yssup eht ni thgir reh kcuf August 31, 2014

dick gypsy

a girl that moves from one guy to the next in search of what she can scam from them before moving on to the next.
usually shared among a group of friends.

April is SUCH a dick gypsy. I am sure that once she gets what she can from the W.H.O.R.E. boys she will find another group to stroke off.

by KaosFreak February 18, 2008

dick throb

Dick throb- a person who is so hot your dick throbs even if you're a woman. a really cute person. ;Smokin hot!

Dude 1- Damn that chick that was grinding on me at the club last night was smokin hot!

Dude 2- I know right! Total dick throb.

by XxLiyelzxX October 20, 2010

Dick Sickle

The act of masturbating and ejeculating all over your shlong and letting the semen dry. then u walk around with a crusty ass wiener

Some Dude: Yo I fell asleep after jerkin' my shit and fell asleep. I woke up with a dick sickle.

Another Dude: Yeah I Did that last weekend

by Anita Bonya December 30, 2008