Spider Monkey

Spider monkeys are New World monkeys belonging to the genus Ateles, part of the subfamily Atelinae, family Atelidae. Like other atelines, they are found in tropical forests of Central and South America, from southern Mexico to Brazil.

There's nothing sexual here, pervert.

I saw a Spider Monkey in Brazil.

by MixingEggs June 13, 2018

monkey goodness

Vaginal secretions of an aroused woman

After we humped my thigh was wet with her monkey goodness.

by dr. brown January 1, 2006

hoe monkey

man whore and a dude who fucks all da women ;)

you hoe monkey

by 60065 July 25, 2011

Maitland Monkey

This sexual act involves a male, following a blowjob ,ejaculating all over his female companions face then, whilst she is temporarily blinded the guy throw a pre-hidden stash of pube trimmings on his unsuspecting victums face. The male then sits back and watch his friend do the funky monkey dance as she wipes crab-forest from her eyes

Quote 1:Hey man shoulda seen me get Brenda with this sweet Maitland Monkey last night. Got that bitch good.

Quote 2:Dude i just broke up with with me missus. Didn't know how to break it to her so i just gave her the old maitland monkey instead. Prety sure she got the message. Wanna go have some Leroy Jenkems.

by Ando2 February 23, 2010

monkey looker

some one who secretivly watches perves perving out on themselves or other strange fetishes such as spanking a monkey.

"Man, why don't you go get a girlfriend or find a good arcade, because you just can't be a whakken off monkey looker for the rest of your peeping ,perv life

by Pamela Rawls April 19, 2003

monkey split

Girls vagg.

Damn, that monkey split's tight!

by jew-who wit a little rum March 4, 2009

monkey twat

A jackass who claims to live in "BevHills," drive luxurious sports cars(Pinto?), swim in "big pools"(of his own urine?), and date hot women(mail-order brides from third-world countries?).

Flinky loves to shove his head up monkey twats.

by Awesome3000 November 10, 2008