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National Tight End Day

A national holiday made for the most underrated position in the NFL the tight end. It was made more popular by the best tight end ever: George Kittlr
by George Kittle October 21, 2020
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National Kenzie Appreciation Day

BITCHES IT'S NOVEMBER 3RD. Kenzie deserves to be recognized.

She is the sweetest fucking thing. I love her with everything that I am and more people need to realize it too. Kenzie is the best person I've ever met. She is so nice to everyone and she always puts others first before herself. Kenzie is the most beautiful girl that I've ever met. She is so pure and wholesome and I love her so much. She's extremely smart and bright so I believe she deserves her own day.

I am hereby declaring today, National Kenzie Appreciation Day.
Yo it's November 3rd.

YEAH DUDE IT'S NATIONAL KENZIE APPRECIATION DAY.

HELL YEAH IT IS. Let me go and praise Kenzie for the beautiful goddess she is.

Same!!
by Kiby November 2, 2020
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National girlfriend/boyfriend day!

This is the day where you tell your girlfriend/boyfriend how much you love and appreciate them! ♡ (this is for my lovely gf because we're gay :D)
Guy/girl: Happy National Girlfriend/Boyfriend day! ♡

Girlfriend/boyfriend : no u
by Gabe_itchhhh November 9, 2019
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United Nation Global Defense

The United Nation Global Defense Was Created in 1987 in order to take down communist organization or terrorists groups the United Nation Global Defense Is one of the the few organizations that is made by international forces all around the world most of the troops are from the United States Military Forces, The United Kingdom Special Forces and The German Elite Forces This organization has taken down a lot of terrorists groups and communist groups or rebellions this organization is a prime example of how much we can do to prevent global wars by working together.
In 1987 a new organization was created one that hope that would prevent and stoo global wars and terrorist groups one that showed hope during the third world war between the capatalist and the communist one that would bring world peace and it was called The United Nation Global Defense.
by United Nation February 27, 2023
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This is when you go and do whatever a person named Mike says.
Bro it’s national worship Mike day.
by Mike Fav April 12, 2020
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National Legalize Ranch Day

October 24th is National Legalize Ranch Day. This is because October 24th 2013 was the original air date of the first "Ranch it up" sketch on the Eric Andre Show
"Dude it's National Legalize Ranch Day today"

"I'll go buy a bunch of ranch for us right now"
by LegalizeRanch2021 November 30, 2020
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National Basic Bitch Day

August 27th is National Basic Bitch Day. August 27th globally recognizes all basic bitches for their contributions to modern society. It is a celebration of all things basic, including, but not limited to, pumpkin spice lattes, ugh boots, yoga pants, etc.
Kyle: “ Why is August 27th National Basic Bitch Day?”
Chad: “Because that’s the first day of the year that Starbucks starts selling pumpkin spice lattes.”
Dylan: “Bang Energy is so much better than pumpkin spice.”
Kyle: “No way, man. Monster Energy is wayyy better.”
by Matreusmaximus August 27, 2019
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