Fuck Face

A person with a face that instantly pisses you off the moment you see it and you have to fight an incredible urge to smash him or her in the mouth.

Examples of fuck faces would be spoiled rich kids that smirk, Irish kids with the pushed-in pug and freckles, and teenagers who look down their noses at you.

President Bush is a real fuck face.

Can Tommy O'Leary fit anymore freckles on that fuck face?

Don't eyeball me fuck face or I'll knock your ass into next Tuesday!

by Sean P. August 15, 2006

fucking brian

A person in a group of friends that no one fucking likes. He is just there so you and your other friends can tear him down.

Shit guys here comes fucking brian

by Jesseeeeeeee August 6, 2006

A Cluster Fuck

Also a series of minor or major mishaps leading to an almighty fuck-up

What with the failure of the goods being delivered on time, no-one knowing where to go and no-one who knew what to do anyway, the whole thing was a cluster fuck

by PaulF October 4, 2006

old fuck

someone who is old as fuck

look at that old fuck over there, he's gotta be at LEAST 102.

by beckydoo January 21, 2009

Clone-fucking

the act of cloning oneself to have sweaty jungle sex with it, and to wake up in the morning, with neither persons able to remember who is the clone and who is the original.

I caught Stratafyre clone-fucking again. all 6 of them are grounded for a week!

by Chop-Logik July 7, 2003

Clit Fucking

When a girl's on top and practically using the guys' penis as a toy. Sliding up and down on the guys' penis to arouse her or please her even more.

Dude, her and I were totally clit fucking last night.

by kkkaylin January 17, 2008

sleep fucking

an act of having sex and not becomming fully aware of the situation until midway through the act.


see also. sleep walking but don't relate the meanings too closely

"that bitch just strattled me in the middle of the night...i wake up, and find her bouncing up and down on my cock"

"omgz dude she sleep fucked the shit out of you"

by HatShapedHat May 3, 2005