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Alkaias Law

The point at which Reductio ad absurdum reaches a point in which the argument at hand has lost all credibility
If two people are trying to make a soft drink, and one can't, but the other bottles AIDS, clearly the lack of soft drink is better than a bottle of AIDS. - Alkaias Law in effect
by Zack Vedrina August 20, 2012
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Bic's Law

Bic's Law states that 1.) No matter how many lighters you buy, there will always be times of abundant lighters, and there will always be times of no lighters.
2.) There will always be a lighter when you are in need
3.) If there are no lighters to be found ask the person on your right again.
Right before we found a lighter We recalled Bic's Law. We had a laugh, forgot about it and then found the lighter on the table.
by JINB May 26, 2018
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law of group photos

When all of a girl’s photos on a dating app are group photos then it is safe to assume that she (the owner of the account) is the least attractive among the group
Dude 1: Bro I have no idea what this chick looks like All her photos are group pics

Dude2: dude, law of group photos my guy just swipe left
by Gene Atel Fischer May 23, 2020
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parent-in-law

Spouse's parent.
parent-in-law.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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Shard's Law

Originating in trendy East London in 2024 during a cold winter night. Looking at the Xmas Light at the top of the Shard, if it's green, you roll one. That's Shard's Law.
I had to roll one again last night because the lights were green, fucking's Shard's Law
by Chemist95 November 23, 2024
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Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor

"The better something tastes and/or the more filling it is, the worse it is for you." (Well, duhhh...!) Similar to when you are given a spoonful of medicinal syrup and it tastes absolutely terrible, and so you figure that it MUST be good for you. (And of course, that may indeed be true sometimes, but I wonder if a lot of times it's merely somewhat of a placebo effect --- your body just hurries up and gets well so that it doesn't hafta stomach the tortures of gagging down any more of that horrid bitter/sour elixir!)
I love rich sumptuous foods like burgers and fries, but my hippie-guru doctor put me on a diet of yucky-tasting bean sprouts and tofu --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor!
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great-great-grandmother-in-law

My great-great-grandmother-in-law is a good person.
by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019
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