piss shits

1) when you are urinating after defecating, and you proceed to defecate small, jelly-bean shaped waste from your anus. 2) a way of humorously describing a reaction to something that is really bad, or something that you wish to exaggerate. 3) a massive watery diarrhea burst.

1) When I got the piss shits last night while sitting on the bowl, I got piss water in my ass. 2) I got so freaked out by that dude jumping out from behind the wall, I got the piss shits. 3) I ate at White Castle last night and got a severe case of piss shits.

by Mills Fokk August 1, 2009

Shit chillin

When you have nothing to do, usually at work, so you go and sit on the toilet and play on your phone.

Someone texts you: what up doe

You respond on the toilet at work: shit chillin

by Keep Hill Billy May 26, 2015

shit call

1. Being on the phone with someone while urinating and/or defecating

2. A poor decision

1. "I was on the can and Kelly decided to call me then. I couldn't miss her call and let it go to voicemail, so I had no choice but to make a shit call."

2. "stupid ref! the ball didn't touch the ground! what a shit call."

by Gooshyy July 29, 2011

shit raft

A wad of toilet paper placed in the toilet BEFORE taking a shit, so that your shit won't splash toilet water onto your ass or crotch.

I always build a shit raft before taking a dump.

by Kelly Shitrafter March 2, 2009

hanging shit

The act of feeding someone shit relentlessly.

Don't you ever get tired of hanging shit on Scomo?

No, I can't stand that dickhead, he's such a total fuckwit.
He can eat shit.

by 29gts11 January 22, 2020

Shit Tray

This spin on the old classic is only done when the poor bastards have left their home. You first take a large brown paper grocery bag and cut out one big rectangle from one of the sides. You then take some moist shit and spread it over the whole tray you have formed. Next you slide the tray underneath the person's front door. The large surface area of steaming dung will not only make the entire house smell like shit, but they will then step on it as they walk in and leave shitty footprints and have to clean their shitty shoes.

"I shit tray'd the shit out of Buck's house last night, such a classic move."

by ha8o8le December 16, 2008

Flexi-shit

Time taken by a person on flexible working hours, at the end of the day, to use the bathroom before going home, thus allowing them to add their toilet time to their Time Sheet as if they were actually working for that extra ten minutes.

Easy way to get additional holiday without actually doing additional work.

6 flexi-shits = 1 hours lie-in one morning.
45 flexi-shits = 1 days flexi leave.

Counting my flexi-shit this evening, I can now have a half day holiday on Friday, yay!

by LabMom January 21, 2010