dick house

to insert your penis into anyone or anything, thereby making it a place where your penis can live comfortably for long periods of time.

Shut the fuck up, Cliff, before I make your mouth my dick house

by Jeff Bentz August 9, 2004

super dick

An all around, know it all jackass. The pompous ass.

Jack was being a super dick the other day, giving everyone smartass comments and a new low, grope the boss's daugher infront of the mother fucker.

by kevinizz1e July 6, 2008

eat a dick

the comeback of all comebacks
can be used in any situation, instant shutdown

also can be used to reject somenoe

lewis: life is like a fairytale, i still love you

alison: eat a dick

mikey: oi your a shit cunt
jeremy: eat a dick
mikey: is that all you've got?
jeremy: eat a dick
mikey: yeah i thought so
jeremy: eat a dick
mikey: fine, you win
jeremy: yeah thats right eat a dick

by nevetSteven January 8, 2011

turkey dick

How a dick looks after you get out of the ocean

"hey, look at that guy's turkey dick--it's shriveled and skinny."

by allison hardy November 11, 2006

spotted dick

a type of a British desert

Hello sir, would you like some spotted dick?

by soulfromhell August 1, 2003

Red-dick

When a male rubs his dick until it literally becomes red and hurts to touch

I think I got red-dick from last nights porno session.

by Yssup eht ni thgir reh kcuf August 31, 2014

dick gypsy

a girl that moves from one guy to the next in search of what she can scam from them before moving on to the next.
usually shared among a group of friends.

April is SUCH a dick gypsy. I am sure that once she gets what she can from the W.H.O.R.E. boys she will find another group to stroke off.

by KaosFreak February 18, 2008