Bird

Bro walks into the room and it’s like a toxic gas alert — deodorant abandoned him years ago. He’s basically a walking “before” picture for soap commercials. And don’t even try having a normal conversation with him, because he’ll interrupt you just to lie about something no one asked about. Like, calm down Pinocchio, your nose is about to file for a building permit. He never stops talking, but somehow says absolutely nothing useful — it’s like listening to a podcast you didn’t subscribe to, about a topic you don’t care about, hosted by the world’s worst liar. Honestly, the only thing louder than his mouth is the smell.

That how is a bird

by Stickytoes August 19, 2025

Tyler Bird

A chess player who is known for his Tyler Gambit, he is an awful player at this game and has a peak chess elo of only 300.

"Wow, you played like Tyler Bird that game."

by twoforalex March 6, 2023

Bird

A person who can fly

Look at her, she’s a bird

by Djjcycb we bcushf February 15, 2021

Bird

A male/ female that a person has interest in.

A potential love interest

You have real birds tracking you big man.

by Noremmac A December 13, 2019

Bird

1. synonym for half-wit(idiot).

2. commonly used to describe a person who is immoral and integrity-lacking. Obnoxious and materialistic.

"dude is literally a bird"

by JJmane October 15, 2021

Jin-Jin Bird

The funniest joke ever told.
Trust me.
Its hilarious.

Andrew: “Looks like the Jin-Jin Bird’s fallen out of its nest!”
Me: “go fuck yourself”

by avid bird-watcher April 19, 2022

Bird Killer

A bird killer is someone who gets a girl but in this case we would call the girl a “bird” meaning she is valid and attractive. Henceforth making the bird killer the person who loses his chance with a bird.

Damn, duley is a bird killer, he f**ked up

by Bird Killer 69420 April 24, 2022