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Space Monkey

*watch fight club* u dumb ass cockbunny..
(look up cockbunny)
"you look like a monkey ready to be shot into space,, Space monkey" *slap*
by space monkey September 2, 2003
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Dirty Monkey

When a person scratches their ass then picks their nose.
Holy shit batman, that fat chick did the dirty monkey!
by Guinness6 September 7, 2013
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Fucked a monkey

1. a) To do something inadvertently that causes catastrophic events. b) To unknowingly create an epidemic.
Guy 1: "Dude some girl puked in the fryer at my Mcjob today"

Guy 2: "Damn she really fucked a monkey"

Guy 1: "No kidding, no one got fries for the rest of the day"
by xzekiel June 7, 2009
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monkey raping

when a person gives someone a piggy back, and the person who is being carried dry humps the person whom is carrying thems back
is it just me or is he monkey raping you
by flameinhell October 25, 2006
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Monkey Dunk

1.) n. The act of having your brain twisted into a rather complex pretzel, by a substance such as marijuana, mixed alcoholic beverages (i.e; jungle juice, drank, purple drank, sizzurp, lean, dirty bong water), or a combination of the two. Monkey dunking is caused by a lack of tolerance and readiness for alcoholic beverages, or marijuana. Warning, this may be caused by very high quality marijuana, not some downtown poopy brown weed.

2.)n. Refers to the act of being slammed in on the ground by an opponent, while in the cobra clutch, and said person landing on top of you as they fall.

3.)n. Being incoherent, with little to no motor skill function, due to consuming a large quantity of marijuana or other mind altering substance.
A.) Wow B(DJRuthless), look that girl Kayla over there just got monkey dunked! She definitely shouldn't have smoked weed with those guys, it's just too strong for her.

B.) Holy shit, did you see that 300lb man pick that guy up in the cobra clutch, and slam his face off the rug, he definitely is going to feel that monkey dunk tomorrow.

C.) Look at that silly goosehead on the couch, he can't even keep his eyes open. That og mudbone guy must have monkey dunked him with that high quality herb again.
by The Dangler December 9, 2012
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steel monkey

An Orange flavored JOOSE mixed with a Steel Reserve 40oz.
"I blacked out again after drinking a steel monkey"
by addc October 20, 2009
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Kentucky monkey

A cute redneck, either boy or girl, usually referring to the opposite sex.
"Damn Jim, you see that Kentucky monkey working the drive thru? Cute."
by Adelante September 6, 2007
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