stick-in-the-mud-itis

Typical of college students in long-distance relationships, it is the tendency to want to stay in on weekends with one's significant other rather than going out and enjoying time with friends.

Guy 1: Hey, you want to come out with us tonight? We're going to do crazy college things!
Guy 2: No, I have a lot of work to do...
Guy 1: Bull, that's just an excuse to chat with Suzy. Since when did you come down with stick-in-the-mud-itis?

by djdoogen1984 February 19, 2009

Pull up with a stick

When you show up to any occasion while carrying a lethal firearm and swinging it around, aiming at all visitors present.

A term popularized in the song 'Pull Up Wit Ah Stick' by a young rapper who's definitely letting it hit.

Eric: Finna pull up with a stick on that hoe's 18th birthday, I'm gon' show her!

by Gianni Skilachi April 13, 2020

Chocolate pokey stick

When one man poops and does not wipe and another man sticks his finger in his butt and shoved his poop covered finger in the other mans mouth

Yo I gave joe the chocolate pokey stick at the sleep over last week

by How mama 446 May 8, 2021

Pogo stick jive

The act of violent sexual intercourse, woman on top, as defined by J-Rod.

Melanie and Alex were walking into the woods to do the Pogo stick jive after school.

by Mad Myk October 10, 2009

Glue stick Poop

The kind of poop that requires seemingly endless wipes, much like a glue stick doesn't run out.

Dude, I just had the worst glue stick poop, I had to wipe like 23 times.

by Accrued June 17, 2010

Pee Pee Stick

When your penis isn't big enough to be called a penis. A vienna sausage size pecker.

John was so ashamed of his Pee Pee stick when Suzie started laughing.

by JOLE BLON May 7, 2008

European Stick-Shift

The act of receiving a hand job while driving

Nick: Dude I was giving her a ride home yesterday and she gave me a European Stick-Shift

Josh: No way that's awesome.

by J Mad September 1, 2009