excuses are like asses

1) everyone has an excuse, or reason, for doing what they did, most of the time it's a ficticious on-the-spot excuse, you can tell it's b.s.
2) and old saying reiterating the above

excuses are like asses...everybody's got 'em and most of the time they stink...

by Kid Nebraska May 23, 2004

hudson likes boys

Hudson is gay

Hudson is a male person who likes sucking dick #hudson likes boys

by bvchv October 21, 2019

Hurts Like A Bitch

When you might fall or bail into something and it proper wrecks.
Not all people use this to describe their pain, it was early defined by heffa ;
'Hurts Like A Bitch' Is more a phrase than a word.

Example one of Hurts Like A Bitch;:

*ben kicks heathers head

*heather says
*that hurt like a BITCHHH!

*ben says

*yeah BOY!

by Heffaa June 2, 2009

smart like a baid

Its when someone is extremely smart just like ubaid who is the smartest kid alive.
They can also be funny.

I got 100% on my test.
Your smart like a ubaid!

by ZOOBAID October 16, 2003

"I done it" like

When someone leaves themselves logged in on facebook so you leave a prank status, and then you log out and immediately sign in as yourself and like the status, showing that you were the one who made it up.

Carl was the first one to like Frank's status about wanting to have sex with Justin Bieber, so I knew he was the one who came up with that great idea. It was his "I done it" like

by jack butler505 June 6, 2011

Like An American Election

Used to describe something that is fake, phony, false, etc.

McDonalds doesn't use real meat in their food, it's like an american election.

by CurvedMirror December 9, 2008

Camping Like An Ape

To wait in one spot while resembling a large gorilla/trill Black Man who roams the streets. Usualy looks menacing, and can also be very iritating.

That negro man is Camping like an Ape outside that gas station; Its making me nervous.

by CHoulBAMF08 August 17, 2007