Paliza (Polizei): The First Martial Law Juveniles Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 341: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 343: Paliza (Polizei): The First Martial Law Juveniles Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

Law of ares

The law of ares states that when a user has replied to ragebait thrice that shall be considered the sign of victory for the user who has planted such bait, named after the Greek god ares for his chaos and bloodlust, if the first or second reply is longer than 1 sentences see law of surtr

you have no morals your mean
you're*
still doesn't change the fact you're mean you meanie
no u
frick u I'm so hecking mad!!!
I invoke the law of ares for I have won this battle and will be victorious elsewhere
uhm what

by terrydavisdivineintelligence August 21, 2025

law of conservation of botheration

The heavily researched theory that botheration cannot be created nor destroyed under the laws of chemistry. If someone bothers you, you cannot hold that botheration in; therefore, you must bother someone else in order for a proper transfer and balance in he world.

Veronica bothered me and now I must bother Elodie in order to satisfy the law of conservation of botheration.

by elfastasmo November 28, 2021

Tonkey's Law

Simply put, the law is as follows: "You never know." It is derived from the Mario Party item, the Skeleton Key, colloquially shortened to Tonkey.

Monica: "You're gonna wear protection right sweety? I don't want to use another morning after pill!"
Kirk: "Eh. Tonkey's Law."

by Demarcus420 July 16, 2016

Murphy's Law of Gasoline Prices

"You can sit around at home till Doomsday and the prices at the pumps will stay fairly low, incessantly tempting you to travel. But the moment you decide to take off somewhere and head out on your trip, the price for a gallon of gas will go right through the roof!"

Gas-prices seemed fairly "stable" all summer, and so I delayed a road-trip for a while to "save up" or "accumulate" a number of errands so that hopefully my trip would be more cost-effective with regards to gas-consumption, but then when I stopped to fill up my tank in the morning when I was first heading out, the price had suddenly jumped over a quarter higher per gallon! Sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Gasoline Prices" to me!

by QuacksO September 12, 2019

Nandor's Law

If there is an unprotected web poll, Nomar Garciaparra will win it.

In 1999, Major League Baseball had a simplistic web poll for positions on the All-Star Team. Chris Nandor used a short Perl program to vote for Red Sox shortstop Nomar Garciaparra 14,000 times. This was then referenced in the "Louise, Revisited" episode of Sports Night where Jeremy uploads a Perl program to vote overwhelmingly for Casey. Nandor told ESPN "there has never been a Web-based poll that people haven't done this. It's pretty much standard procedure."

The results of our marketing research obey's Nandor's Law.

by Not Tom Brady January 25, 2021

9/10 of the law

It’s when a daughter steals her lovely mothers clothing and claims it as her own.

Christina stole Vickie’s dress and wears it all the time. That’s 9/10 of the law right there.

by Pancake Hippo August 3, 2023