blow the monkey

To bungle, screw up, fail miserably or screw the proverbial pooch.

I’ve given you three chances, and at every opportunity, you blow the monkey!

by RrrrasdfasdflRoroBinkins November 16, 2019

Properly blowed

When you smoke the perfect amount and you’re not too high but you’re high enough

*John and Jackson both take two last hits of the blunt and ditch it*

John: I’m pretty high dude.

Jackson: Yeah, that blunt got me properly blowed”

by Browhattheufck June 9, 2019

Blow Plop

While taking a poop in the shower, you receive oral sex

Yo, I just finished getting a Blow Plop from my partner!

by Phrogman March 18, 2024

Blow Poke

An act which sounds as though it would be sexual (like a form of blowjob), when in fact it is literally blowing air into someones face while poking them with an index finger.

Aaron was excited to hear Chelsea was going to perform a Blow Poke on him. He will be very dissapointed.

by Bartolona August 13, 2018

Shit 'n Blow Nasal Shock

The phenomena of aroma shock when blowing your nose post-poop while still sitting on the shitter.

I had a cold and a took nasty burrito shit. I blew my nose, and the sudden Shit 'n Blow Nasal Shock almost knocked me off the toilet.

by Everleigh1 November 20, 2016

mom blow

a blowout done by a hairstylist. Its normally very bouncy and has lots of volume. inspired by moms. the mom blow.

next time you go to the salon ask your hairstylist for the mom blow.

ex. client: “i want my blowout super bouncy and big”

hairstylist: “mom blow comin right up”

by selllllliiiinnnnaa December 8, 2019

Blow back

When your blowing drugs through a straw into a girls ass and drugs blow back in your mouth when u stop blowing.. to avoid this use a twisty straw to blow coke and molly into a girls ass.

Becky! Damn u gotta relax when I blow, I just got mad blow back in my mouth. It tastes awful

by Poppy2286 June 5, 2018