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Black Vulkarize

When a gang of alien gutter scum abduct your future ex-wife and debate the merits of raping her before selling her into slavery while you get drunk in the cantina, lose 2/3 of your "bankroll" playing pazaak to billion year old demons, and haggle with a teenage scrapper slut for a custom astromech droid that can slice into state of the art military security systems and doesn't come with the whiny bitchy backlip of R2-D2.
Revan thought that a weeks wages at the mandated minimum on Alderaan was too high a price to pay for T3-M4 but if he hadn't been such a Jew maybe Bastilla would not have been Black Vulkarized. I don't think the walls of her vaginal canal ever recovered after that alien sank his tether hooks into it.
by Airtime SoBig December 14, 2021
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Black watch

It's completely bad luck for a person with the name Steve, Stephen, Stevie, etc., to wear or own a black face watch. On the contrary, it is absolute good luck for a person with the name Rebecca, Becky, Becka, etc., to own or possess a black face watch. The good luck is greatly increased if a person named Steve, Stephen, Stevie, etc., gifts the person named Rebecca, Becky, Becka, etc., with black face watch.
Steve gave Becka a black watch
by Witty white girl July 19, 2018
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Black Rain

Black rain refers to two atmospheric events:

Nuclear fallout, particularly with regard to the atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki
Rain polluted with dark particulates such as rain dust
If you don't get in the black rain is going to kill you.
by Zent April 23, 2017
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Black Itachi

Someone who tries to turn their PC on by using the LED button instead of their power button,
Man have you heard what happened to Jordan?

No what?

He was being a black itachi with his PC!
by Monohuman May 24, 2023
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Black Chapstick

When a uncircumcised black man pulls back his foreskin to reveal his pink tip. Similar to the way you take off the cap of a chapstick to reveal the pink inside.
Tyrone showed me his Black Chapstick, and made my lips super wet”
by Jesusbutinspanish April 22, 2020
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The Honey was Black

A phrase that is used to describe a situation in which although the outcome may look promising, it is only structured that way by the people who actually profit from it. The actual idea behind the phrase is that the "Honey" is actually Blackstrap Molasses, which is known to be extremely bitter, mirroring the disappointment one feels when understanding that they've been tricked.

In present tense, use "The honey is black" instead.

Predatory systems or Loans are a beautiful example of this idea. Initially, it seems as though the benefits are worth harboring, but overtime, you come to understand that it either wasn't worth it, or it didn't really give you what you wanted. Especially applicable if such an instance of this has either already happened or it is too late to go back on your decision.
"Tiffany told me that she would try harder to be a better person, and I believed her even though everybody told me not to. You all knew the honey was black, but I went after it anyway. I have nobody to blame but myself."
by Daybreak120 January 26, 2022
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black smile

a sarcastic pokerface-like smile you give someone seconds before you slit their throats, usually given when maddened to the point of insanity.
he gave her the black smile after she accidentally got his account banned.
by patcat November 5, 2019
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