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dick noose

A girlfriend or lover who uses great sex to keep a man around who obviously does not want to be there or to keep a man in the home when he is about to leave with friends.
noun
I tried to leave but I'm caught in a dick noose.
adjective
That dick noose won't let me leave.
by Gavin B July 5, 2007
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double dick

verb; to penetrate any hole with two dicks
My buddy and I will double dick her tight pussy tonight.
We double dick the mouths of all new pledges.
by JJJJJ April 21, 2006
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dick wallet

Referring to a woman's vagina. If used to refer to a male being a dick wallet it is calling one a homo sexual. Also noted as the storage space for ones dick.
1. Wow i would like to make a deposit in her dick wallet.
2. Dude your a fag you dick wallet.
by Nilsson February 17, 2008
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Dick-Nips

Dick-Nips, Dick as in penis and nips as in nipples, refers to a bodily anomoly when one may have one ,or a set, of penis' sprouting out of ones nipples hencing the term 'Dick-Nips'.
"Have ya seen me Dick-Nips oh!!"
by Scat_Man October 19, 2008
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dick doughnut

A dick doughnut is an apparatus that prevents extremely long and large penises from deep penetration during sexual intercourse. Deep penetration can cause hemorrhaging, cervical cancer, uterine ruptures and deformed children.

A dick doughnut was designed to protect the lady and to give the gentleman a "balls deep" feeling. When a man wears a dick doughnut, he is able to pound away at his partner's vagina without having to hear comments like "ouch", "too deep", and "don't thrust to far."

Dick doughnuts can be purchased at sex toy shops all over the country. Interestingly enough, an inflatable dick doughnut is available for women who are always on the go and would like to keep one in her purse at all times.

The average purchasers of dick doughnuts are usually petite women, Asian women, and young 18 year olds girls who enjoy having sex with men in their upper 30's who just so happen to have extremely long and large penises.

A new version is expected and will come equipped with a clitoral stimulator on one end with a testicular tickler on the other.
My gf told me that my dick is too long and she told me to wear a dick doughnut so I won't hurt her.
by cityguychicago July 12, 2011
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Dick Train

The act of three or more men having rear entry sex simultaneously and yelling "Dick" when they thrust so that they all penetrate in harmony. Similar to a big gay rowing boat, but on land.
Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick!

My ass really hurts after that dick train last night.
by Brardor July 16, 2010
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Dick Vinegar

The sweat at the connection of the male's upper thigh and testicles. Smells very gross and salty. Usually happens when the male exercises a lot while wearing heavy pants like jeans.
The boy forgot to change into shorts during Gym and now smells like dick vinegar.

He wiped his dick vinegar on me.
by Jrodguy March 24, 2008
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