Chris Garza

A guy with a massive cock with the most insane girth, also commonly known as the big dick bandit

There’s Chris Garza he’s known for putting people in wheel chairs after sex

by Themanmythlegendbandit June 13, 2024

Chris

loyal nigga with a big dick

“Chris is a loyal man”

by ayecuhonsy November 20, 2023

Chris raffoul

He is very different and not like others

Chris raffoul hates spiderman

by Long vagina December 25, 2021

Chris Olsen

A big dick he can make you feel like your going to die every waking moment if you meet one that’s because he’s a spy for the devil cause how could somone with that name be normal if he was born on Christmas then you should run some say that Shane Dawson should do a documentary on them!

Chris Olsen is a dick

by True king February 16, 2019

Chris Saupe

The modern day version of Cooter from Dukes of Hazzard. Walks around covered in grease and grime. Listens to techno followed by blue grass. Can be found watching midget porn at redkneck BBQs.

Hey, Chris Saupe get out of that pickup ya god damn cooter

by Deejay85 February 14, 2018

Chris brown

A very sexy handsome man who makes good music

Dude look it’s Chris brown

by Heyyyyygcfukhf October 27, 2023

Chris stone

A talented basketball pro player who is always sexy and bound to be the NBA

Stephen curry: yo u know Chris stone?

Steve ker: yea I hope we get first pick so we can draft him

by Chris stone October 10, 2021