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one man idiot

refering to the ability to make an ass of yourself without the help of others. a rare gift possesed by most of the teenage population.
my freind jimmy is a one man idiot
by TheDudeAbides February 26, 2004
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smack one out

reach male orgasm via masturbation, especially as done within a time limit or before another activity
I usually like to smack one out before going to bed each night.
by smackingoneout May 22, 2012
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One Punch Man

A bald guy named Saitama, who is a hero for fun and he can technically kill people, aliens or whatever he's fighting with - like the car alien- with one punch. He has a "student" named Genos and he's a cyborg, they applied for the hero association and their names are "Bald Cape" and "Demon Cyborg"

It's a very awesome, lit, funny anime so you should watch it.
How to be One Punch Man 101:
"100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, and 10 km run EVERY DAY
by TheDicer44 May 28, 2019
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Diva Number One

A person making sure their opinion is heard when no one cares.

In context, the phrase "Diva Number One" must be said in a sassy tone, calling out the diva in question.

If a person is being "Diva Number One," it is your RIGHT to put them in their place.
Mukund: I have to go to the store and buy Puffs Plus with Lotion.

Everyone (in unison): Diva Number One!!!!!
by lilrachel333 April 18, 2011
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scale of one to fucked

A scale used to measure how fucked a situation is. Typically used when the question is not whether or not a situation is fucked, but to what degree.
Alex: Hey guys, we just ran out of gas.

Bob: So, where do we fall on a scale of one to fucked?

Alex: The nearest gas station is fifteen miles away.

Bob: So... fucked.
by ShitsIntense December 7, 2009
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one inch bergen

A slang used by people who know the real name of OMFG (music producer) calling out his small penis.
Person 1: Dudeee! Have you heard of the music producer OMFG aka. Alex Savage?
Person 2: Yeah, he's a one inch bergen.
by kurtsiberg February 25, 2018
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