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dick crickets

Commonly known as crabs. Some other sever cases are known as saber tooth dick cricket.
"man that girl gave me the dick crickets."
by Randall L. September 21, 2007
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Dick Pockets

When a woman has chubby cheeks. These are perfect for rubbing against during a blowjob.
MILEY CYRUS! I LOVE MILEY CYRUS! She has amazing Dick Pockets.
by Twat McGiggles November 9, 2009
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vacation dick

a penis you only want when really drunk or on vacation. Its very large and leaves your vagina stretched out and butt hurt for the next few days
i went to Florida for spring break and had some vacation dick.
by liltomhung June 6, 2016
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Citrus dicking

When you put citric acids on the sensitive foreskin of your dick, your body goes into shock for the predicted pain in such a way it's like your high. It's a high that can be compared to the high you get from ecstasy, speed or coke, it only lasts shorter. You feel like you can do anything and will probably try to. It kicks in as soon as you do it, and wears of after a couple of minutes. There are no known side effects.
Example 1:

Last night I went citrus dicking, and got high as a kite.

Example 2:

Person 1: Hey man, I citrus dicked so hard last night, I almost punched trough a wall!

Person 2: Really?! Did you do lemons or oranges?

Person 1: Oranges are the way to go man.
by Mary Ann Evans June 28, 2013
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Mr. Dick

Guy in the gym locker room who walks around with the towel around his neck and his dick is hanging loose.
Hey look Mr. Dick is brushing his teeth with his shlong resting on the counter.
by suicidemike October 3, 2010
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dick noose

A girlfriend or lover who uses great sex to keep a man around who obviously does not want to be there or to keep a man in the home when he is about to leave with friends.
noun
I tried to leave but I'm caught in a dick noose.
adjective
That dick noose won't let me leave.
by Gavin B July 5, 2007
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double dick

verb; to penetrate any hole with two dicks
My buddy and I will double dick her tight pussy tonight.
We double dick the mouths of all new pledges.
by JJJJJ April 21, 2006
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