fudge monkey

A shit stabber,chutney ferret,uphill gardener etc. In other words, a homosexual male that engages in promiscuous unprotected anal sex.

"That George Michael is a right Fudge Monkey!"

by ioxothoth September 14, 2007

Monkey Sex

Sex with a monkey.

I had Monkey Sex last night.

by Barry Odoms July 19, 2003

herpes monkey

Someone who you hate that you wish would just get herpes and die...

Ugh... my next door neighbor cops on me again for having my music too loud... that fucking herpes monkey...

by Selice August 29, 2006

The Monkey Paw

The named ascribed to a mythical creature which is behind all bad things that happen to you in the country of Pakistan. The Monkey Paw is a common urban legend for which locals place blame on for issues ranging from food poisioning to problems with local authorities to running out of hot water at the crappy house you live in. Bottom line? It's freaking everywhere!

Boy did I really get sick last night; the freaking Monkey Paw just reached up and grabbed my colon. The Money Paw snagged me last night as I passed through Customs... I didn't know alcohol was illegal! Its like The Monkey Paw just pushes cars on to the wrong side of the road in this country!

by kukotraveler October 18, 2012

Monkey Point

A point made in argument which is reasonable, intelligent, and probably ends the discussion right then and there. There are no comebacks for Monkey Point.

Also: A synonym for 'logic'.

We were arguing about National Education, and then Matt made a Monkey Point, so I had no choice but to surrender to his superior logic.

by RP2016 December 11, 2012

Beer Monkey

When you wake up in the morning, you know if you've had a visit from the Beer Monkey. Whilst passed out on the sofa after a heavy night of drinking, the Beer monkey pays you a visit and lays out a fat shit in your mouth, steals £10 for his Crack addiction and fucks off, resulting in the awful taste in the morning. He is known to visit between 3-4am whilst you are totally wankered. Not to Be confused with the Doner Monkey

After a Hard night getting Wankered...
Him: I am Fucked. *pukes in bin next to bed*
Me: Mate.. The Beer Monkey so visited me last night dude.
Him: Urrrghh *Keels over and dies*

by Doug + Sean September 18, 2005

tractor monkey

amish or meninknights

look at that tractor monkey going 10mph on the highway

by Droop702 May 13, 2012