Bum head

Someone who is an annoying stupid person.

Oh my he's such a bum head, I wish he would just listen before over -reacting.

by Little feet September 18, 2017

Bum

Common phrase used to describe a beautiful lady.

John: hey look at that lady what a bum ;)
Derek: yeah she’s definitely a bum I’d give it to her

by Butthole27484 June 25, 2019

pudding bum

An overly obese person. High definition in obesity

Ay that Lauren is a major pudding bum init

by oooochieee April 26, 2021

North Korean Bum Disease

This is when your bum swells up really badly and can cause huge pain. Its caught from smelling the farts of someone who already has North Korean Bum Disease. Can be treated with around 2 years of bum supplements.

Went to North Korea for a quick fuck, hope I don't catch North Korean Bum Disease.

by BumDisease101 May 22, 2018

Bum Terrors

Explosive diarrhea

Sorry, I can't come out tonight, I gots the bum terrors somethin' aweful!!

Did you get the bum terrors after that meal last night? I fucking hope you did! I didn't even want to eat in that shitbox restaurant!

by Barry Sprout November 16, 2013

Pokey bum wank

When Ethan “pokey” parr vigorously prods his anus while masturbating with his thumb and index finger

When Ethan saw the guy, he knew he’d have to go for a pokey bum wank

by Spartanbot2000 September 20, 2018

bum license

1. A license to panhandle that has to be purchased from a city.
2. Pertaining to new laws in the many cities in the United States that require you to have a license to beg for money.

Ford got his bum license for Cincinnati and put in a frame and hung it on the wall in his living room.
cop: excuse me mr. bum, I need to see your bum license.
bum: "runs away from the cop", stating, "I ain't got one you fuckin' pig.

by Ford Lawnmower November 7, 2007