National poop and fart day

August the 25th is a day where you all come together to poop and fart.

Guys! It's national poop and fart day!! You know what that means... Spread em and let me sniff!

by john travolta420 poop April 20, 2021

National Horny Day 2

The day in which mammals around the globe unveil their horny and tribal like natures. It follows National Horny Day the day after, on April 17th, due to the amazing festivities seen on the 16th.

Yeah dude, National Horny Day was great but if it wasn’t for National Horny Day 2 I would’ve never met my fiancé.

by riggums April 16, 2020

National certified dumbass day

On october 21'st it is National certified dumbass day .

Hey today is october 21'st national certified dumbass day today was made for you .

by Nibaaaaaa October 18, 2019

National hug theo day

you have to give your bsf named theo a hug even if it’s a virtual one

Julia has to give theo a hug on national hug theo day.

by theo’s favorite November 12, 2020

National unus annus day

nov 14th is national unus annus day It’s a day where we post fanart and wear merch and pay respect to the death of unus annus or more the life

oh did you hear tomorrow’s national unus annus day

by I'm dealing with depression November 13, 2020

National Corona Virus Day

3/14 is National Corona Virus Day! Make sure to celebrate at home. with no one.

Oh god no its National Corona Virus Day again

by CoronaMan57 March 12, 2020

national self defence day

on the 24th of april (national ‘r@pe’ day) anybody who touches you anywhere you don’t feel comfortable you can rips there ears off.

*person touches you in the wrong place* ‘get off me freak oh wait! it’s national self defence day !’ *grabs head from over shoulder and cutely k.os them*

by kloudwithak April 22, 2021