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Shit Jerky

The process of putting your shit in a food dehydrator and making beef jerkey out of your shit.
"Wow Mike, i really want to buy some beef jerky but it costs $5.95 a bag so i will make shit jerky out of the beef jerky i ate last night".
by Koch Master June 20, 2009
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Weeb Shit

A weaboo who has gone above being a weaboo and has turned into a cancerous piece of shit.
"It's that weeb shit again"
by Cancer Pie November 16, 2016
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Bo-Shit

(bo-shit) A bastardization of the term "Bull-Shit"
Used in describing something that is annoying and rediculously unimportant.
by nizatch felps October 14, 2003
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EPIC SHIT

Something epic. Completely and utterly so.

Also, it gives you a great rush when you scream it at the top of your lungs. Try it. You know you want to. C'mon, nobody's looking.
Me: Man, this is some EPIC SHIT.
EPIC.
SHIT.
Friend: Yeah.
by Gaiacarra September 22, 2006
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Grab that Shit

Derogative phrase typically used by males as an imperative to command their fellows to grab hold of an attractive female with the intention of performing acts of a sexual nature. Typically used in the context of parties, clubs, or bars while under the influence of intoxicants. Often accompanied by reaching arm motions.
You like that shit? You grab that shit.
by Grab Master Z September 25, 2007
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Oh Shit

The word Shit is used in many different contexts. Observe:
1. When you recall something you haven't done, eg. Geography homework; it's like "Oh shit!"
2. When you hurt yourself rather stupidly eg. *kicks brick* "Argh... shiiittt!"
3. Laughingly. When someone does something really retarded, eg. *watches friend dive into the paddling pool* "Ahaha shit!"

4. When annoyed by something which is gross or wasting time, or quite literally, shit, eg. *dog has just crapped all over the floor* "Uh, shit!?"
5. When you are really, really riled about something and there is no-one to blame or vent on. "ARGH SHITTT!"
6. Said rather sarcastically or ironically, eg. *laughs with mates, saying "I probs got like 2% on that test!" thinking "yeah right!" and you get it back and you actually did* "Oh shite..."

Shit is crap. Crap is poo. Poo is excretion. Excretion is in the loo. The loo is dirty. Dirty is messy. Messy means to have a mess. Mess needs cleaning up. Cleaning is very shitty. Shitty is the act of being shit.
"Oh shit!", "Oh shat!" and "Oh shite!" are all variants of explaining the shitness of the situation.
Person 1: "That homework was really shitty, I couldn't do it!"
Person 2: "Oh shit, I haven't done it!"
Person 1: "Aww shat, man."
Person 2: "SHIT YES! IT'S NOT IN FOR TODAY!"
Person 1: "YES! No shit, I just realised mine's at home!"
Person 2: "Oh shit, it IS in for today!"
Person 1: "................ OH SHIT!"
by The Shitlord November 26, 2010
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piece of shit

Any peroson who is not worth the same amount as a piece of shit.
Hey sully, you are some piece of shit.

Sully you piece of shit you!
by Your friend testicle. April 17, 2008
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