national green grass day

a fake stupid day that mr hinson aka BIG boi makes up it is really gay and only logan celebrates it some grass isnt even green YEAH its racist green!? why not black oh think about that next time you do wednsday words of wisdom

its not national green grass day you faggot

by Cooper is wierd April 17, 2019

National fuck Minx Day

April 16th is national fuck Minx Day. A minx is a person who lives in their moms basement and looks like a José when in reality he's an Austin

Adam: Hey it's national fuck Minx Day!

Todd: yeah fuck that man Austin. He fucking sucks

Adam: yeah fuck him

by WaffIe April 16, 2020

National Grab Ass Day

May 18th is national grab ass day

OH SHOOT MAN ITS MAY 18 NATIONAL GRAB ASS DAY WHERE IS MY GIRL?????

by OMB-On My Block Is The Stuff! May 10, 2019

National Soviet Union day

July 28th is national Soviet Union appreciation day

Yo
Ya
It's national Soviet Union day
Lit

by sovietaxolotl July 28, 2019

national ass touch day

A day were anyone can touch anyone’s ass

It’s a FREE pass to touch an ASS

It is national ass touch day imma go grab dat thicc white girls ass 👅

by Daddy69247 June 22, 2018

National Masturbation Together Day

April 26 is an national masturbation together day! Go find your friend, your partner and masturbate together with them

Hey, wanna go masturbate?
What do you mean?
Its national masturbation together day!

by ttettettet April 25, 2021

National Bad Luck Day

December 14th. It’s the day where bad luck comes to you. It’s because my it is cousins birthday on this day.
She is very annoying. She is turning 8 btw.

dad trips over stairs
girl tries to help dad
girl trips over stairs and breaks her leg
mom tries to help
mom trips over stairs
brother tries to help
brother trips over stairs and breaks his arm
they all stay there
they die of dehydration
that’s national bad luck day for you

by Hey_Bitches November 11, 2019