Skip to main content

NATIONAL LEAF CRUSHING DAY

This prestigious day is celebrated on September 27th. This day honors the founding father of this tradition known as Jennifer. The act of leaf crushing all began when Jenny came upon a perfectly dry leaf and decided to crush it, receiving all the pleasures of the sonorous crunch the leaf made as it became one wit the ground.
Surprise motherfoker!
HEY JENNY, HAVE A GREAT NATIONAL LEAF CRUSHING DAY!
by CACA1617 November 23, 2019
mugGet the NATIONAL LEAF CRUSHING DAY mug.

National Horny Day 2

The day in which mammals around the globe unveil their horny and tribal like natures. It follows National Horny Day the day after, on April 17th, due to the amazing festivities seen on the 16th.
Yeah dude, National Horny Day was great but if it wasn’t for National Horny Day 2 I would’ve never met my fiancé.
by riggums April 16, 2020
mugGet the National Horny Day 2 mug.

National Tate Myre day

A day dedicated to the hero of the oxford mass school shooting Tate Myre. In appreciation of trying to disarm the attacker by lunging at him but sadly lost his own life while saving almost 2 thousand others
National Tate Myre day
Guy 1: Remember Tate Myre from the Oxford highschool well I’m pretty sure they’re naming the wildcats stadium after him
Guy 2: He really deserves it after what he did saving all those people but losing his own life
by Oxford, lake Orion students November 30, 2021
mugGet the National Tate Myre day mug.

national love ally day

the day that everyone loves on ally and is forced to be extremely nice to her while giving her many compliments
and making sure she always has food.
omg its national love ally day.... she's amazing, caring, and so pretty
by yofather123456 November 6, 2019
mugGet the national love ally day mug.

national self defence day

on the 24th of april (national ‘r@pe’ day) anybody who touches you anywhere you don’t feel comfortable you can rips there ears off.
*person touches you in the wrong place* ‘get off me freak oh wait! it’s national self defence day !’ *grabs head from over shoulder and cutely k.os them*
by kloudwithak April 22, 2021
mugGet the national self defence day mug.

National kiss hubert day

On April 17 this is a day where everyone could help out a hubert by hooking up with him
National kiss hubert day is great
by hubert is cool April 12, 2019
mugGet the National kiss hubert day mug.

National Expose Friend Day

On November 10th expose 1 friends picture on snap but delete it after 1 minutes
by Aseer November 6, 2019
mugGet the National Expose Friend Day mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email