Shit List

A shit list is a mental list of things or poeple that have annoyed you recently. usually completed in a mental top 10 of annoyances for the most recent times and used as a public display of annoyance without offending people directly.

If some-one winds you up.. they have entered your shit list. It's a more polite way of telling them where they can get off.

You could tell them that they have entered at number 1 on your shit list.

Or.. "That's gotta be top 3 on my shit list"

by Aaron Tuckwell June 23, 2006

Horse Shit

an expression of disappointment and disbelief. Also, it is good for depressing moments or awkward silences.

Ahhhhh HORSE SHIT!

by KJ Special K January 13, 2011

stripper shit

Stripper shit is a catch-all phrase describing the physical, mental, and emotional games strippers play to extract more money from their regular customers.

Teresa promised to call me to set up a date for dinner, but I knew she wouldn't. It was just stripper shit.

by Kid8up January 17, 2008

cheap shit

1. Worthless crap.
2. Something that cost very little, but is usually worthless junk, and ends up costing more than you paid for it in opportunity cost.

Why did you buy this cheap shit. It broke the first time I used it.

by mlhiss March 28, 2008

on like shit

to be high off of weed, drunk, or on a extacy pill "thizz".

aiy niga.I was on like shit that night of the party.

by on like shit May 30, 2008

shit bitch

A new word now used to just simply say "Aw shit"

Kid1: yo what happened with yo test?
Kid2: i failed it man!
Kid1: How bad u failed it
Kid2: Shit bitch i got a 40

by bpu June 19, 2007

Shit Sandwich

A way of giving crappy news to someone.

The news is dressed up as, first a positive statement then the bad news, and then a positive statement to take the edge off things.

Hey man, I saw your Lovely Sister last night, shame she was being Spit Roasted by your Dad and his Bro, your Mum looked happy though....

by DDni September 17, 2005