Dick puppet

Noun: When a man gets fucked in the asshole so hard that his dick is used as a puppet by the top, usually used in a threesomes to fuck a third male in the ass.

"Dude, Kev wore Dave as a dick puppet last night right into Tim's asshole."

by WeenMaster September 24, 2017

Dick Deprived

Haven’t gotten dick in a long time

I’m reallu dick deprived.

by Young Sanchez June 1, 2018

glass dick

A glass tube used for smoking crack cocaine or any smokable form of meth out of.

Steve and Loni would steal Christ off the cross and come back for the nails just to pay for their habit of sucking on the glass dick

by Snoose007 April 20, 2015

Dick Moth

A desperate or thirsty girl. Flocks to any source of dick in the same way a moth is attracted to any source of light.

"man Jenny has really been all over me lately. I think she's into me."

"Nah man she's just a dick moth, she s already fucked half the basketball team."

by Dilznick January 19, 2017

Dick Watcher

Any guy that takes a piss next to you when there are five empty urinals just to take a peek at your junk. Or, a male/female prison guard that goes from cell to cell watching inmates jerk-off.

See that fucking Dick Watcher over there. He looked at my package and then winked.

by trollmaster#1 December 10, 2011

Jesus Dick

Getting an erection after busting, and your penis "died" but rises again.

"Man, I had already came twice, but I looked at that booty again and got Jesus dick."

by TheLittleEngine October 28, 2015

Dicking Cream

A cream usually used for lubrication while dicking

I used a lot of dicking cream doing that skank in the ass last night.

by Horny Buffalo October 24, 2008