Penis Gopher

One who thrives on and searches for Peni.

Mark Nichols

"Did you see Mark Nichols suck that guy's dick in his garage?...what a Penis Gopher!"

by Don Rocco September 20, 2004

Small Penis

What You Have.

ayy girl i have a small penis

by el ohssa June 27, 2017

penis math

penis math is a mathematical expression that relates to how boned a guy's penis is.

"The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat" is simple penis math!

by eda-skip October 4, 2021

peni-chair

A chair that has a penis on it. You cant sit on it.

I just got this new peni-chair in. Its extra comfy

by Randy July 24, 2003

Penis tears

Also know as Semen.

She used to make my eyes cry but now she makes my penis cry too. Penis Tears.

by The Glunk January 1, 2012

abominable penis

When one's man tool or chicken is so massive that it hangs out of one's pants and drags accross the floor leaving a trail of blood and blistering the head and shaft.

"That dude had an abominable penis?"

by Naes Ttekcup September 25, 2005

Penis

This slang can be used to refer a mail penis.

Behenchod dil kar raha tha ki apna saanp uski choot main ghusa doon.

by BigSaanp November 25, 2003